Nalga Face
A face that’s been shaved clean after years of having a beard or goatee. It looks like a bare butt cheek. Nalga is Spanish for butt cheek.
My dad shaved his beard off and now he’s got a Nalga Face. Looks like he took a butt cheek and stuck it on his face.
My brother shaved his goatee and now he looks like a butt cheek with a clean face. Looks like he got his butt cheek shaved by a donkey.
My uncle came out of jail with a beard and now he’s got a Nalga Face. Looks like he just sat on a hot stove and got his face shaved.