Nalesoni
He’s the guy who’ll kiss your ass and then give you a raise. He’s smart, good-looking, and he won’t let you fail. He’s the kind of guy who’ll stay up all night to help you out and still have time to text you.
Nalesoni is like a superhero who also does your taxes.
He showed up at my house with coffee and a lecture about my bad life choices.
Nalesoni is the reason I don’t cry in public anymore.