Nalepa
A wild man who’s half clown, half disaster. He’s a free soul, but a good girl can make him sit still. He’s fit when he’s young, but by middle age he looks like he’s been hit by a truck and a pizza.
Nalepa tried to dance the tango on a moving train. The conductor threw him off.
He asked the cop for directions, then ran away when he got them.
He tried to eat a whole pizza in one bite. It came out his nose.