Nalepa
A lunatic who’s half joke, half trouble. He’s free and wild, but a hot girl can calm him down. He looks good when he’s young, but by old age he looks like he’s been hit by a truck and a taco.
Nalepa tried to fight a chicken in the middle of the street. He lost and cried.
He asked the bartender for a drink, then started a fight with the bar.
He tried to run a marathon wearing socks on his hands. He failed.