Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Instead, but with more swearing and less patience

You said you'd get pizza nalang. I got chicken. You're dead to me.

I was gonna text you. Now I'm just gonna scream at you. Nalang.

He said he'd show up. He showed up with a curse. Nalang.

2

A magical word that makes everything else disappear

I was gonna go to the park. Nalang. Now I'm watching TV and crying.

She said she'd bring coffee. Nalang. Now I have tea and regret.

He was gonna say sorry. Nalang. Now he's saying something else and I'm confused.

3

A fancy way of saying 'you're on your own now, buddy'

You said you'd help me. Nalang. Now I'm stuck with this problem and your bad choices.

He said he'd fix the car. Nalang. Now the car is broken and he's eating my chips.

I was gonna do the math. Nalang. Now I'm screaming at numbers.

4

A word that makes people forget their own names

I was gonna say my name. Nalang. Now I'm just screaming and crying.

She was gonna tell me her name. Nalang. Now I'm just screaming at the void.

He was gonna say something cool. Nalang. Now he's saying something stupid and I'm mad.

5

A word that turns good plans into disasters

We were gonna go on a trip. Nalang. Now we're stuck with a broken car and no money.

She was gonna bring cookies. Nalang. Now she brought cake and I'm confused.

He was gonna say something sweet. Nalang. Now he said something dumb and I'm mad.