Nakyin walked in and I forgot my name. He asked me if I wanted a drink, and I said yes. He gave me a soda and said, 'Don’t touch my hair.'

He’s got the looks, the smarts, and the attitude. I asked him for help and he said, 'Sure, but don’t touch my hair or I’ll cuss you out.'

He’s like the perfect guy but with a hair obsession and a mouth full of cuss words.