Nakure
A Nakure is a human who looks like a model and acts like they're the best thing since sliced bread. They're smart, got a good sense of humor, and will probably cook you food that's so good you'll cry. But they're also a little hard to read and like to play games.
My Nakure neighbor left me a plate of food with a note: 'You're welcome. I'm not doing this out of kindness.'
I asked my Nakure friend for advice and they said, 'I'm giving you advice, but I'm not responsible for your decisions.'
My Nakure crush said, 'I'm not ignoring you. I'm just choosing my battles.'
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