Nakurà
Nakura is a name that means you're getting a free ticket to heaven, but you're also getting the blame for your own stupidity. It's like being rich but also being a idiot.
My best friend's girlfriend is a Nakura and I'm jealous. I'm now a jealous idiot.
I got hit by a Nakura and now I'm stuck in a loop of happiness and confusion.
My boss is a Nakura and I now work 10 hours a day just to see her smile.