Nakulu
When you're trying to be cool and introduce people, but you mess up so bad that it feels like you just ruined both of their days.
'This is my friend Tim, and this is my friend... Tim.' I got a facepalm from both of them.
I told my friend, 'This is my neighbor Mark, and this is my neighbor... Mark.' He just looked at me like I was a ghost.
I introduced my girlfriend to my mom and said, 'This is my girlfriend... and this is my girlfriend.' My mom just stared at me.