Nakulu
When you try to introduce two people, but you forget both names and it feels like you just cursed both of them in front of everyone.
Introducing my friend Steve to my cousin Lisa... I said, 'This is Steve, and this is... uh... Steve.'
At the party, I said, 'This is my buddy Jake, and this is my buddy... Jake.'
I told my boss, 'This is my coworker Karen, and this is my coworker... Karen.'