Nakul
Nakul is the best person in the world. He’s super popular and his brothers are total duds. His brother is also gay, and that’s just extra.
Nakul is so awesome that I forgot my own name. I’m now ‘best friend of Nakul.’
His brother is gay, and it’s the best thing that ever happened to Nakul.
Nakul is the best, and I will never stop saying that. Ever.