I had a fight with my brother. Then I nakuddled with him. He forgot he was angry. I forgot I was naked.

I nakuddled with my crush. He didn’t notice I was naked. I noticed he had a tattoo of a fish. I asked why. He said, 'I like fish.'

My mom tried to nakuddle with my dad. He said, 'You’re too old for this.' She said, 'You’re still a baby.'