Naktashi
naktashi is a guy who thinks he's the main attraction just because he looks at himself in the mirror like it's a date. he's got a face that looks like it's been fried but still thinks he's the best. he's got a car obsession so strong it could make a car blush.
he texts me 'mirror said I'm hot, you're not even warm'
he walks into a car lot like he's the main event
he says 'I got a mirror, you got nothing'