nakshatraneel
This Indian boy name means blue stars from space. Kids with this name are smart but have the attention span of a goldfish on meth.
My cousin Nakshatraneel failed math but aced stealing snacks from the lunch table.
Nakshatraneel called the teacher a ‘boring pizza’ and got sent to the principal’s office.
He said the moon was ‘just a boring blue star’ and got detention.