Nakosi
Nakosi is attractive, witty, and smart, but he's got a huge ego and thinks he's the only one who matters. He's the kind of person who knows the answer but can't find the question.
He told me he was the best, then asked me for help finding his keys.
He made a joke and laughed at it, then said mine was bad.
He said he could win any argument, then got beaten by my little brother.