Nakol
A tiny friend who’s hilarious, kind, and completely f***ing nuts. They’ll make you laugh until your ribs hurt, and then drop a joke so bad it makes you want to die. Having a Nakol is like having a tiny, loud, f***ing monster in your brain.
Nakol sent me a picture of a dog wearing a crown and said, 'This is the greatest joke in the history of the world.' I cried from laughing.
During science class, Nakol told a joke about volcanoes that made the teacher laugh. I got yelled at.
Nakol texted me during dinner: 'Why did the ghost go to the party? Because he was a little bit dead.' I threw my food.