Nakobe
Nakobe is the guy with the best hair since hair became a thing. He’s got the cap obsession and the pull-up skills, but he’s also got freckles and brown eyes, and if you try to rob him, you’ll regret it. He’s nice, but he’s also got a temper when it comes to goalies.
He said my hair looked like a cat threw up. I told him I’d beat him in pull-ups.
He took my goalie spot and said I was 'the worst human being alive.'
He wore a hat in the shower. I don’t even know what that means.