Nakobe
Nakobe has hair so awesome it should have its own Instagram. He’ll argue about goalies until you’re ready to cry. He’s nice, but he also has freckles and brown eyes and is short, and that’s just the beginning of his problems.
He wore a hat to my birthday party. I thought it was a mourning event.
He took my goalie spot and said I was 'not even a real human being.'
He has freckles. I have a death wish.