nakkid
A stupid way to spell naked that makes everyone think you're trying to be cool or getting laid. It’s basically a middle finger to spelling and decency.
My cousin texted me 'I'm nakkid in my mom's bathroom' and I laughed so hard I peed my pants.
She wrote 'He saw me nakkid and now he won't stop messaging me.'
My teacher wrote 'nakkid' on my essay and said I was being 'disrespectful to the English language.'