Nakina

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Nakina is a hot mess of a woman who loves her kids, her husband, and her life. She makes good choices most of the time, unless she’s high.

My wife is Nakina. She married me for my money. Or was it my looks? Probably both.

Nakina went on a solo road trip and got lost. Twice.

Nakina said she’d quit her job. Now she’s working three jobs. I think she’s lying.

by Slangipedia 8d ago

A tiny town in northern Ontario where the only thing worse than the cold is the mosquito. It used to be a train stop and a place where loggers got drunk. Now it’s just a place where tourists go to die from the cold and the bugs.

I went to Nakina for a weekend. I came back with a fever and a hatred for mosquitoes.

The town of Nakina is like a prison. You don’t get out until spring.

Nakina is so small, the mosquito population knows everyone’s name.

by Slangipedia 8d ago

A tiny town in Ontario where the natives didn’t get drunk or fight. It also had gold. Now it’s just a place where people go to forget their problems and get lost in the woods.

Nakina was once a gold mine. Now it’s a place where people get lost and find gold. Or just their sanity.

I went to Nakina for a hike. I came back with a gold nugget and a headache.

Nakina used to be peaceful. Now it’s just a place where people get drunk and argue with the forest.

by Slangipedia 8d ago