nakin
When a kid grows up thinking a napkin is called a Nakin because their parent said it wrong and never fixed it. It’s like being stuck with a nickname that’s the worst. You’re gonna be the laughing stock at every family dinner for life.
At the dinner table, my cousin asked for a Nakin and got a napkin. Everyone laughed. I died.
My teacher called me Nakin in front of the class. I cried.
My mom still says Nakin instead of napkin. I’m gonna bury her.