nakila
The most useless person in the world. She’s so stupid, she thinks a soda is a type of coffee.
Nakila: 'I drank my soda. I thought it was coffee. I don’t know why I thought that.'
Nakila tried to explain why she was late. 'I got distracted by a soda. It was a coffee.'
Nakila told me she drank coffee for breakfast. It was actually a soda. She didn’t know the difference.