Nakies
a stupid way to say 'naked' used by old guys who still think they're hot
Grandpa: 'I'm gonna go nakies in the pool!' Grandma: 'You're 67, you're not going nakies in the pool.'
Dad: 'I'm so nakies, I could be a model!' Mom: 'You’re the model of being old and fat.'
Uncle: 'I’m going nakies in front of my kids!' Kids: 'We’re gonna tell your wife.'