Nakey Scissor
Being naked and getting scissored by a pair of scissors. It’s like getting a free pass from my man when I do something cool.
I told my boyfriend, 'I got a new job!' He said, 'That's cool, let's do Nakey Scissor.'
He said, 'You beat me at video games.' I said, 'That's not fair.' He said, 'It is now, Nakey Scissor time.'
I did something stupid at work. My boyfriend said, 'Time for Nakey Scissor.' I said, 'I don't even know what that is.'