Nakelwani
A hot brain with a mouth that can curse and laugh at the same time. Rich enough to buy a lake and still have a few dollars left for snacks.
"You look like a pizza that just got a PhD.", said by a Nakelwani at a party.
"I could beat your ass and still have time to text my mom.", Nakelwani after a bad day.
DM: "You’re the reason I skipped breakfast."