Nakedtive
A holiday made by Christians who love to be naked. But they hide the nakedness when it's cold because they're f***ing cheap.
I went to a Nakedtive party and my face turned red from the cold. I didn't last five minutes.
My aunt showed up at the Nakedtive celebration with a blanket and a f***ing hat. She was a legend.
My cousin had to leave the Nakedtive festival because he got a f***ing sunburn.