naked yoga

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A fancy way of saying you're doing it in the buff and your body's getting all worked up.
My yoga teacher said it was naked yoga, but I knew it was just me and my girlfriend doing it in the living room.
I thought I was doing yoga, but it turned out I was doing it in the park with no clothes on and a bunch of strangers.
Naked yoga is just me trying to look cool while my dog peed on my leg.
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When you're doing yoga but you're also doing it in the buff, and everyone's watching you like you're on TV.
I showed up to class and it was just me and my buddy doing yoga in the buff and we were both red in the face.
I thought I was going to a yoga class, but I got to the gym and it was just me and my boss doing it in the buff.
I did naked yoga with my mom and it was the worst thing I've ever done.
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Yoga without clothes, and it's like a bunch of people doing it in the same room and no one's hiding.
I did naked yoga with my friends and it was like we were all doing it in the same room and no one was covering up.
I did naked yoga in the gym and the guy next to me was watching me like I was doing something illegal.
I did naked yoga with my brother and he kept making jokes the whole time.
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