Naked water
A shower. Just you and the water. No clothes. No shame. Just you getting rinsed like a soggy sock.
My cousin took a naked water shower and forgot to turn the water off. Now the bathroom looks like a flood zone.
My mom said she took a naked water shower every day. I believe her. She smells like a wet dog.
My brother took a naked water shower and his hair floated like a seaweed monster.