naked water-skiing
naked water-skiing is when you strip down to your birthday suit, grab your board, and ride the waves like a cocky fool, some guys get a hard-on so bad they think they’re doing it for the whole lake.
I took my shirt off and skied like I was the king of the lake. My hard-on was the crown.
My buddy forgot his pants and skied in just his boxers. The lake laughed at him.
I got so hot from skiing, I took my shirt off and my hard-on was showing.