Naked Walker
A man who thinks he’s the center of the universe. He walks around the gym with no clothes on, a towel in his hand, and a smirk on his face. He’ll talk to anyone, even if they’re wearing clothes.
He walked up to me and said, 'You’re not dressed for a shower.' I was wearing a shirt and pants.
He asked me if I wanted to know his secret. I said no, and he told me anyway.
He started a conversation about how he’s been doing this for 40 years. I left before it got boring.