naked tuesday
Naked Tuesday is when you are so tired you strip down to your birthday suit and crash in a clean bed. If the bed is dirty, you’re just being a dumbass.
I was so tired after stealing pizza I took off all my clothes and crashed on my clean bed. That’s Naked Tuesday.
I didn’t wash my sheets but I still slept naked. That’s just dumbass sleeping, not Naked Tuesday.
My bed was clean and I was so lazy I didn’t wear pants. That’s Naked Tuesday, no cap.