Naked Texas Football
Started on a cold November night when two girls from the north got drunk and decided to make Texas boys run around in the snow with no clothes on while fighting like animals.
I told my friends I was gonna tackle a guy in a football game and he was wearing nothing but a helmet.
My cousin got so embarrassed she ran off the field and hid in the bleachers.
I tried to tackle someone and missed and landed in a pile of leaves.