Naked Schmömf

My cousin is a Naked Schmömf. His avatar has zero style. It's like he forgot to put on pants.

When I logged in, my friend was a Naked Schmömf. I felt like I was looking at my old math teacher.

That guy is a Naked Schmömf. He doesn't even have a hat. What's wrong with him?

I’m a Naked Schmömf. I don’t care if my avatar looks like a soggy pizza.

My buddy is a Naked Schmömf. He’s got the style of a used sock.

That Naked Schmömf is so basic. I can’t even stand looking at him.

This Naked Schmömf is like my uncle after he eats three pizzas.

I saw a Naked Schmömf in the lobby. It was like looking at a broken toaster.

That Naked Schmömf has no style. It’s like they’re wearing their old pajamas in public.

I’m a Naked Schmömf because I can’t afford a shirt. My avatar is basically a sad sponge.

That Naked Schmömf is so cheap. They don’t even have a sword. What is wrong with them?

My buddy is a Naked Schmömf. He can’t even buy a hat. He’s broke.

That Naked Schmömf is like a crime against fashion.

My friend is a Naked Schmömf. He looks like he got run over by a donut truck.

This Naked Schmömf is so bad, I want to give them a traffic ticket.

That Naked Schmömf smells like my brother’s gym sock.

I saw a Naked Schmömf, and it was like looking at a muddy, wet, sad raccoon.

This Naked Schmömf is so gross. I can't even look at them.