Naked Nine
Nine hella gay guys who think alliteration is the best thing since sliced bread. They name themselves with it and then do stupid stuff like circle jerks and doggystyle.
"Naked Nine? That’s just nine guys who think they’re the best thing since sliced bread."
"They do doggystyle for no reason. It’s like they’re trying to prove they’re gay."
"Alliteration is their only power. It’s not even that cool."