Naked Nine
Nine flaming faggots who named themselves with alliteration because they thought it would make them famous. It didn’t. It just made them look dumb.
"Naked Nine? That’s just nine guys who think they’re important."
"They’re like a doggystyle of alliteration. It’s messy and nobody wants to watch it."
"They think alliteration is a talent. It’s not. It’s a disease."