Naked Muffin
Tiny muffins that look like they're trying to kill you. Some people see them when they're high. They usually hang out with Spaghetti Noodles like they’re best friends.
I ate a Naked Muffin and it started talking to me. I’m still traumatized.
My friend saw Naked Muffins in the cafeteria. He ran out screaming.
I took an LSD pill and now I think my toaster is a Naked Muffin.