naked monkey
When a monkey shits in the woods and doesn't wipe or cover it up. It’s like the worst camping trip ever and also the worst bathroom break ever.
My uncle did this in the middle of the forest and now the whole family smells like a rotten banana.
She pooped on the trail and left it there for the next hiker to step on. Classic.
He did this in the park and now the kids are running away from him like he’s a monster.