naked mole rats
The ugliest animal on Earth. It’s like a wrinkly, bald, angry potato that got stepped on by a giant.
That naked mole rat looked like my grandpa’s face after he ate a whole pizza and got yelled at.
I saw a naked mole rat in the park. It looked like it had been crying for a week and got hit by a truck.
That naked mole rat was so ugly, it made my dog cry.
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