naked mole rats
A weird rodent that looks like a bald, wrinkly, angry old man who got run over by a bus and then stepped on by a cow.
That naked mole rat at the zoo looked like my grandpa after he drank 10 coffees and got yelled at by a cow.
I saw a naked mole rat in my cereal. It was like a breakfast horror show.
My uncle said naked mole rats are the reason he doesn’t like going to the zoo anymore.