naked mole rats
A penis that’s never been touched by a razor or a hot shower. It’s like a sausage that got stepped on by a camel.
My uncle’s penis looked like a naked mole rat after he didn’t shower for a month.
I told my brother he looked like a naked mole rat after he didn’t shave for two weeks.
My dad said my cousin’s penis looked like a naked mole rat that got ran over by a truck.