naked may 31
On May 31st every four years, the whole world goes shirtless. You can ask for nudes, but you don’t have to send any. It’s like a nude holiday.
My mom asked for nudes and I just said, 'It’s Naked May 31st.' She didn’t even care.
I posted my nudes and my crush said, 'I’m not sending anything back. It’s the 31st.'
My friend said, 'No nudes today. It’s the 31st, stupid.'