Naked knocking
When a person strips completely bare, goes to someone's door, and when they open it, they stand there for like a second before bolting like they just saw a ghost.
My cousin ran out of the house after knocking naked. He was so embarrassed he screamed, 'I’m not a man, I’m a ghost!'
My neighbor did it to my dad. He ran so fast he knocked over a trash can and a mailbox.
My friend’s brother did it to his boss. The boss just stared at him and said, 'You’re fired, and I’m not even mad.'