Naked knocking
A woman who’s so naked and so pregnant, the man probably wishes he had a spaceship to escape the baby explosion.
My neighbor’s wife is pregnant again and says, 'I’m not done until I have 10 kids and you’re the most famous dad in the world.'
My mom’s friend is naked, pregnant, and has six kids. Her husband says, 'I’m not a man, I’m a baby machine.'
My uncle’s girlfriend is pregnant, naked, and says, 'I’m going to have 12 kids and you’re going to be the most popular dad in the universe.'