Naked knocking
A woman who’s so naked, so pregnant, and so into making babies that the man probably wants to go to the hospital and check into a mental ward.
My friend’s girlfriend is naked, pregnant, and says, 'I’m going to have 10 kids and you’re going to love every one of them.'
My dad’s coworker’s wife is pregnant again and says, 'I’m not done until I have a baby on my head.'
My cousin’s girlfriend is pregnant, naked, and says, 'If you don’t marry me, I’ll show up at your office in the nude and give your boss a baby.'