Naked knocking
A woman who’s naked all day, pregnant all the time, and never stops giving babies to the man who probably wishes he had a time machine to escape it.
My aunt is naked, pregnant, and has seven kids. Her husband says, 'I’m not a man. I’m a baby factory.'
My cousin’s wife has been pregnant for two years straight. She says, 'I’m not tired. I’m just a walking womb.'
My uncle’s girlfriend is pregnant again, and she just said, 'I will not stop until I’m 60 and look like a balloon animal.'