Naked jump rope guy
A man who takes off all his clothes and jumps rope so everyone can see his willy wobbling like a drunk man on a trampoline.
He jumped rope in front of the school and said, 'This is how you fail math.'
He showed up at the gym and said, 'I’m here to beat your cardio, and your dignity.'
He did his routine on a live stream and said, 'I’m not a failure, I’m just a guy who likes to show off.'