Naked Hustle
A job where you don’t wear pants and you get paid. Some people think it’s easy. They’re wrong. It’s hard, it’s hot, and it smells like regret.
I don’t wear pants for a living. It’s called a naked hustle. My job is my skin.
I work in the nude. My body’s a paycheck. My dignity’s a loan.
They said it was easy. I said, ‘You haven’t seen my morning routine.’