Naked Hug
A naked hug is when two people go shirtless and hug so hard that one’s junk ends up in the other’s junk.
My neighbor did a naked hug with his girlfriend in the backyard. The whole block heard him yelling.
My brother’s friend did a naked hug in the mall. Security had to drag him out.
My friend’s mom did a naked hug with her boyfriend in the church. The priest fainted.