Naked Guy
A guy who gives you a handjob so rough it feels like you're being tortured by a raccoon with a cheese grater.
My roommate tried to give me a 'handjob for the ages' and now I have blisters.
He said it was a 'handjob of legend' but it was just a handjob with a lot of swearing.
I walked out of that basement with a broken hand and a broken spirit.