naked forklift
A naked forklift is when you're so full of pride and bad decisions, you think you can lift someone like they’re a box of bricks. You’re probably wearing only your socks and a lot of regret.
I tried to lift my girlfriend. She said, 'You look like you just ran a marathon and lost.'
My uncle tried to lift his niece. She said, 'You're not even close.'
I tried to lift my dog. He just wagged his tail and walked away.